I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I am spending my child support on dildos
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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