I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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