Sponge bath it is.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
lets start a swedish sibling band together
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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