If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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