Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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