Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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