Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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