It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I want her autograph on my taint
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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