'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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