what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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