Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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