i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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