she was so not down for the gang bang
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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