You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
