there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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