I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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