he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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