Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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