making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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