i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
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Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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