i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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