I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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