She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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