I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Randomize
