well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
