he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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