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say what?
wanna hang out?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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