And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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