she was so not down for the gang bang
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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