I bet he comes in French.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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