belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
