Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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