Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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