Christians are straight up FREAKS
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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