hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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