Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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