After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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