everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
should my penis look like a turkey
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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