That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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