all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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