3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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