How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
