You work out of a Hotel?
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
3 2 1 whiskey
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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