I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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