Midget sex pt 2 tonight
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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