please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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