Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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