i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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