Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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