Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i think i have herpe
just one?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
